On Our Blind Date, the Campus Belle Gave Birth to Twins!

[So sweet it'll make your teeth ache + an utterly devoted husband] Today was his hundredth blind date! "Hello, I'm Lin Jiugu. I just graduated, and for now I have no car, no house, and no savings." Lin Jiugu introduced himself listlessly. He had said that ninety-nine times already. He could recite it backward with his eyes closed! "A broke loser, huh? You look all right, but your background is really awful," the woman across from him said disdainfully. "Thanks for the compliment. I was born with this face, unlike you, whose features look like they were cobbled together from the neighbors," Lin Jiugu shot back. He'd met plenty of women like her. He was used to it by now. Of course, he still had a few barbs for them. "You, you... I was wrong. Your eyes are so tiny, I can barely see them!" the woman said coldly. "My eyes are small, sure. But compared to yours, your nostrils are bigger than both my eyes put together. Your whole face is dominated by those nostrils!" Lin Jiugu replied without batting an eye. "You..." The woman across from him shook with rage. Just then, the phone in Lin Jiugu's pocket rang! "Hello, is this Mr. Lin Jiugu? Your wife is at the hospital giving birth. You need to sign the paperwork so we can deliver the baby!" a woman's voice said from the hospital. "What (⊙_⊙)?" Lin Jiugu stared in bewilderment. o((⊙﹏⊙))o A wife? Giving birth? Is this some kind of joke?