The Metaphysics Master Is Driven Crazy by a Sweet, Puppy-Like Boy

Mu Youning has come back from the dead! “Hello, everyone. I’m Mu Youning! I have an announcement: First, I don’t have heart disease, and I’m not dead. Second, I’ve decided to quit show business for good. Third, if you’ve experienced strange and unusual events, need a fortune-telling, fate-changing, or feng shui consultation, or need help dealing with evil spirits, contact me.” While everyone was still questioning her, she actually went to set up a fortune-telling stall on an overpass. “Also, I sell exam-passing talismans, debt-collection talismans, career-advancement talismans, wealth-from-all-directions talismans, popularity talismans, social-anxiety-repelling talismans... I’ve got everything! Half price on the first and fifteenth of every lunar month. Come buy yours while supplies last!” Everyone scoffed and sneered. “You little nobody, can you really do that?” But as soon as the words left their mouths, business tycoons, celebrated Best Actors, famous directors, A-list stars, wealthy heirs, and bigwigs from Country A all came seeking her help and talismans, offering huge sums. “Master, save us!” Everyone could only laugh sheepishly. The face-slapping came so fast, like a tornado. Mu Youning made a fortune along the way, and her career was thriving. A certain pretty boy clung to her, sobbing. “Master, I’m already yours. When are you going to make it official?”