What? She was stolen away as a bride? She'd climb out of her coffin to get him back! They want her to marry a rooster? Slaughter it and make soup! They want to grant him a favored concubine? Let him find out what the lake water tastes like. This fierce princess consort is either putting scoundrels in their place or on her way to do so. The prince she abducted beams with delight: “She loves me, respects me, and worships me…” The princess consort scoffs: “Hmph, men!”
