LOL: You Call This Stress Resistance?

[Semi-professional text focusing on daily life, daily life, and funny flow LOL] Su Ye, who has traveled through a parallel world and been in the LPL for five years, is only 24 years old and has won many titles: Arena background board, stepping stone for newcomers, IG fan king, son of the tower, etc... Everyone knows his dishes. His chutzpah is recognized by the whole internet. When the three-year contract with IG expired, under the pity of manager Su Xiaoluo, Su Ye, who had always been a companion of the water cooler, ushered in his retirement game. Su Xiaoluo: "Su Ye, in this B3, you go on the road to resist the pressure. You will die less often and be more dignified before you retire." Su Ye, who had resigned himself to his fate, walked onto the field, preparing to finish the last game of his career under the mocking eyes of countless spectators. But, the system that was five years late is here... [Activation of anti-stress system in the elderly] [Newbie Reward: Flash Anti-Stress Card X1] [Flash anti-stress card: flash into the wall in the game, the government's game strength increases by 300%] ………… A flash, Breaking through the darkness shrouded by LCK in S6LPL! A flash, Breaking people's perception of league veterans! ………… Many years later, Lin Feng once again stood on the stage of winning the S competition with a sincere face: "In fact, I just want to be a pressure-resistant king." Faker in the audience looked at the name of the three consecutive world solo kill kings on the big screen, and the corners of his mouth twitched crazily: "You fucking call this resistance to stress?!"