Datang: It's a Showdown, I'm the Scumbag Consort

Li Shimin: So what... I want to fight Goguryeo! Du Aitong: Goguryeo? I've already bought it! Li Shimin: So what... The Turks have been resurgent recently, I think... Du Aitong: No, you don't want to, those people are grazing for me! Li Shimin: So what... Du Aitong: Forget it, stop talking, I understand... Li Shimin:... [This story is purely fictitious, don't rely on history books]