Uncle, I’m Trending Again!

(So sweet it’ll give you a toothache!) After marrying Jun Liuye, Shen Ruxing was spoiled beyond reason. He helped her take down scumbags, show off their affection, and humiliate people, all at once, until she reached the pinnacle of life without a care for anyone else. He said, “Marry me, and you can walk all over everyone!” She said, “The only ones who walk sideways are crabs!” Call him Uncle, and your change-of-address gift is a villa. Call him Big Brother, and it’s a limited-edition Maserati. Call him Mommy, and it’s a transfer deed for billions in assets. Shen Ruxing was stunned. Is this how rich people play? She asked Jun Liuye, “I call you Uncle Jun, too. What are you going to give me to get me to call you something else?” “Myself.”