Tales from the Countryside

“If you could choose one of the six divine powers, which would you pick: ascending to the heavens and descending to the underworld, overturning rivers and seas, or summoning wind and rain?” “Are you nuts? I can’t do any of those. What the hell are you asking me for? If I were you, I’d dig a hole and bury myself in it. You’re a disgrace to your grand-sounding title!” Zhang Xiaming yelled. “Ah, what a coincidence. Digging holes is my specialty. Since you’re so eager to learn, I’ll teach you. There, you’ve learned it. Goodbye!” The voice sounded anything but surprised. It was flat, dull, and lifeless.