My Online Girlfriend Is the Eldest Princess of the Song Dynasty

My online girlfriend is the eldest princess of the Song Dynasty more than a thousand years ago! I didn't believe it at first, until... When she was looking for a brain-boosting recipe, it snowed heavily in our village, which caused a rat spirit to appear in the village and cause trouble all day long! When she asked who was more important, the game or her, all the games became weird. Even playing rock, paper, scissors could lead to disaster! When she explores what it means to be a straight man, stones from all over the place turn into problem babies, and countless weird problems break up many couples! When she wanted to ascend the throne, the seasons were chaotic, the mountains and rivers were reversed, the stars were shifting... Well, all the extraordinary phenomena in the world were caused by my girlfriend in Song Dynasty thinking about the problem! Ahem, it's not because I said the wrong thing to make her angry! ! You still don't believe it? Wait, I'm going to ask her what it feels like to kiss and let you know how sweet extraordinary love is! ! ! Ps: The heroine was really in the Song Dynasty in the early stage!