Three Kingdoms: Under Liu Bei, Nine to Five

“Big Brother, this is bad! That Lü Bu fellow is attacking again!” “Big Brother, it's fine now. Han Ming stepped in, and Lü Bu's horse is gone again!” “Big Brother, this is bad! Yuan Shao has sent Wen Chou to lead a large force against us!” “Big Brother, it's fine now. Han Ming is... leading Wen Chou and his troops in a square dance!” “N-no, wait! It's already five o'clock. Han Ming's getting off work!” Liu Bei: ??? In the chaotic final years of the Han dynasty, everything went off the rails after a big shot named Qin Yao showed up. Dian Wei the glutton: all he wants is to follow the big shot around and get free meals. Lü Bu the Flying General: what's the point of fighting and killing? Isn't it better to enjoy retirement? Zhao Yun of the Silver Spear: he carries his spear around and aims it at people's legs. As for the three brothers Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei: hurry and fetch Brother Han Ming... We're one player short for mahjong. Yuan Shao sobs: Why have all my loyal ministers and generals abandoned me? Sun Jian sneaks a peek: Han Ming's big shot is off for the weekend, so I can go out and have some fun today. Qin Yao's name became the brightest symbol of the age. Zhuge Liang: In strategy, I'm no match for him. Lü Bu: In martial arts, I'm no match for him. Guan Yu: In loyalty and righteousness, I'm no match for him. Ma Jun: In inventions, I'm no match for him.