I'm Such a Good Person

Even if the world slanders me, bullies me, insults me, laughs at me, belittles me, despises me, hates me, and deceives me, I, Wu Chu, will insist on being a good person. Without further ado, it's time for dinner again. The chickens in a fellow villager's house were overrun again. As the county magistrate, I went to help the villagers solve the problem of food overflow. They were all moved to tears! I believe that under my governance, both villages and towns will become warm and harmonious places, leading to a future where no one will pick up lost items on the road and no one will close their doors at night. Even God was moved to tears by me, adding soup and water to the chicken soup I had just cooked, and favoring me alone, only because he was afraid that I wouldn't drink enough! From this, I, Wu Chu, am even more convinced: I am really a good person who touches the world and God! This book is also known as "I will never be the Tu Emperor" and "I will never be the bandit, bully or living king of hell". I warn you not to talk nonsense, I sue you for slander, you are all slandering me! I, I, I, Wu Chu, are inseparable from evil! (Tremor)