The Great Demon of Hogwarts

Non-serious version introduction: Gal Merton, a racial pseudo-human (commonly known as not a human being), is an extremely dangerous person. His friend Harry Potter called him a pioneer in the new wizarding world. That day of that year~ Gal Merton held the Sword of Gryffindor on his shoulder in one hand, and pointed the magic pistol at the noseless Voldemort's head in the other hand. "My lord, times have changed, no decent person still uses a magic wand!" ——— Introduction to the serious version: The final destination of this bus is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Readers please swipe your card to get on the bus. Drop~handsome card. This car is about to start. Because the speed is too fast, please stand still and hold on. Readers who are already on board: Ah! Ah! Ah! The speed is too fast! Readers who were not on the bus: Something ran over my face!