The School Was Downgraded, and from the Start I Unveiled a Perpetual Motion Machine!

Getting into an undergraduate program is both easy and hard. Either you do well enough to get into one, or your school does well enough to be upgraded to undergraduate status. But Zhou Yu never imagined that his perfectly good undergraduate university would become a vocational college after he enrolled! “The semester starts and my university's been downgraded to a vocational college. Is there any hope?” In an instant, countless netizens start mocking him. “There's hope, OP, don't panic. I know a few ways to get your school upgraded: release a perpetual motion machine, win a Nobel Prize, or develop the J-30. Take your pick!” Zhou Yu scratches his head. No way, right? Is this world really that incredible? So he closes the forum and gets to work on some research. Not long after, Zhou Yu logs back into the forum and posts again. “I submitted a perpetual motion machine. Why hasn't the government come to see me? Did I not work hard enough?” The internet explodes! “You discovered a perpetual motion machine, artificial starch synthesized from carbon dioxide, controlled nuclear fusion, and a warp-drive spaceship, all just to stop your school from being downgraded to a vocational college?”