My Wife Really Isn't a Pop Queen

They say I have a superstar wife, but I’m quite troubled. She’s far too clingy, insisting I come home and spend time with her every day, no matter how busy work gets. She’s also far too obedient, doing whatever I say whether we’re at home or out and about. And she keeps trying to find ways to let the public know about our relationship. It leaves me helpless. Honey, didn’t we agree to keep it secret? You’re going to hurt my career!