I Have the Script of a Big Shot, but I Just Want to Farm

She quits her job and returns to her hometown, thinking she can happily live as a “little farm girl.” But then a dark, ugly stone smashes into her phone, and one bizarre mission after another starts coming her way. “Ding!” Looking at the three mission options on her phone screen, Sang Yu’s eyelid twitched. All she wanted was to grow some crops in peace. Was even that too much to ask? And fine, you can assign missions, but what’s with this whole difficulty-ranking system? Mission One: Help Wakatsuki Toshihide woo Mori Ran. Sang Yu was speechless. Was this going to get her KO’d on the spot by that walking harbinger of death? Mission Two: “I’m trapped in a basement, surrounded by zombies and poisonous bugs. Help!” This mission... let’s just pretend we didn’t see it! Mission Three: The empress has been banished to the Cold Palace. Give the emperor a hard slap across the face. Sang Yu gazed up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. All she wanted was to farm! Did it really have to mess with her like this?