Max-Level Ancestor Only Wants to Live a Carefree Life

Yu Qiu has always suspected she’s a bug in the world. At school, while everyone else wept over test papers covered in red X’s, Yu Qiu could only stare in silence at her multiple-choice answers, all of which she’d guessed correctly. She buys a bottle of cola, and the cap says, “Free bottle!” She buys a lottery ticket on a whim and wins the ten-million grand prize. A scumbag who’s been using her fame walks toward her hand in hand with a hugely popular actress. “Qiuqiu, you’ll wish us well, won’t you?” Yu Qiu replies coldly, “May you have a child soon.” Not long after, the scumbag is exposed for having a child with another actress, and his reputation is ruined. A scheming woman needles her. “Girls like you, who rely on their looks, will never make it big.” Yu Qiu gives a fake smile. “Women like you, whose looks aren’t enough and who have to rely on hyaluronic acid, won’t make it either.” Later, the scheming woman is exposed for having undergone plastic surgery many times and becomes a has-been celebrity. Netizens numb with disbelief watch everyone cursed by Yu Qiu, the celebrity famous for all the wrong reasons, fall from grace. They all break down: “Great Ancestress, please just keep quiet already! These days, every time we stan a celebrity, they get exposed for something...” Before long, netizens find a female star who never gets embroiled in a scandal. Yu Qiu herself. * Yu Qiu has disliked her boss for a long time. So for quite a while, Yu Qiu’s muttering follows Ye Bohan everywhere: “May the heavens drop a watermelon rind on him.” “Let him dream that I’m tormenting him.” “Strange, why doesn’t my jinxing work on him?” Ye Bohan finally can’t take it anymore. He pins Yu Qiu, who’s been trotting along behind him, against the wall and grits out, “Do you know what would make it work on me?” Yu Qiu looks at him. Ye Bohan curls his lips into a smile. “Become my little ancestor.” * Become my little ancestor, and the whole world will bow to you.