Have I Become a Human Today?

If death is an accident, what is rebirth as an octopus? True love? Ai Zhao is a qualified otaku who is obsessed with Cthulhu girls, but he never thought about actually becoming an octopus! Look at my eight tentacles, covering the sky and the sun, look at my back, my broad chest - fuck you, which idiot made me look like this! I must become a human being!