Reborn, the Big Shot Took Me and My Child to Cultivate Immortality

All I did was curse the heavens, and I got struck by lightning! One strike sent me straight to the childbirth stage, skipping dating and marriage altogether! I’d barely come to my senses when my awful relatives tried to sell my baby. As if I’d let that happen! I had no idea where the baby came from, and I hadn’t even carried it, but I’d risked my life giving birth to it. Anyone who laid a hand on my child would pay with their life! I was sitting with the baby in a ramshackle thatched hut when I sighed, and a magical fire burned the only shelter I had to the ground! I never knew my baby had such a special ability: wherever it pointed, flames erupted! Just as I was feeling utterly miserable, the child’s father showed up. His arrival made me realize that this wasn’t the world I knew at all! But, Your Majesty, could you stop clinging to me? You know you’re ruining your image, right?