It's Tough Being a Slacker in a Survival Game

[The quick-witted, daydreaming slacker × the adorable one who insists on clinging to a strong ally] While the other players frantically fight to survive in the survival game, Qin Yu just wants to say, “Could you hurry up and eliminate me? Stop making things hard for a slacker.” So she keeps testing the limits, right on the brink of making the System crash. “Do people in the System business get paid well?” “Which costs more off-world, labor or machinery?” “Does the System go on vacation by shutting down?” The System switches into full-on cursing mode! After Qin Yu’s insults pushed its irritation meter to the limit, the System bound her to the item “Diving Champion.” Just lie flat and let people mock you, and you’ll be invincible! Qin Yu insists there’s no way she’d do that. Not in this lifetime. “Come on, make fun of me!” Qin Yu says to the guy beside her. He looks completely baffled. Watching the man behind her pretend to be a newbie while sticking close and clinging to her for support, Qin Yu thinks, So I really have become this powerful. One day, Qin Yu discovers the two or three things Lu Zhisan has been doing behind her back. So much for sharing hardships and blessings, and sticking together through thick and thin! “Are you not supposed to be useless?” Qin Yu asks, puzzled. “Because you’re by my side. I need you to protect me.” “I never thought you’d be that kind of man.” She wanted to make him her sidekick, but he wanted her to be his wife.