As a Fool, I Have No Chance of Falling in Love

"Dong dong dong!" Leader of the FFF delegation: "The heresy interrogation will officially begin, bring in the suspect Yano Arakawa!" Yano Arakawa: "?" FFF team leader: "The accusation is that the defendant Yano Arakawa violated the blood covenant of the Heretic Inquisition and committed the heinous crime of dating a girl alone. Is this consistent with the facts?" FFF group member: "Completely consistent!" Yano Arakawa: "??" Leader of the FFF delegation: "Quiet! According to the investigation, the defendant also has taboo behavior of treading two boats. Is this consistent with the facts?" FFF group member: "Completely consistent!" Yano Arakawa: "???" FFF delegation leader: "Does the defendant have any last words?" Yano Arakawa: "What's wrong, everyone? Aren't we like-minded partners?" FFF group leader: "Yoshi, death penalty! Execute immediately!" Yano Arakawa: "Wait! Although this is a fact, it is not entirely the truth! Stop it!!!"