After Becoming the Mermaid Prince's Wife, I Got Carried to Victory

When dreams become reality, Cang Lu wears a smile on her face and misery in her heart. As a modern woman, Cang Lu is neither fit for polite society nor capable in the kitchen. She can't lift or carry a thing, has no skills whatsoever, and is too delicate to look after herself. Then she transmigrates. Shi Yu always thought his little companion was gentle, sweet, and utterly lovable. Then he saw… Cang Lu slamming herself against a wall: I want to go back! ○○ (><)○○ Cang Lu wielding a giant cleaver as she butchers pigs and sheep: I want meat! (❍ฺд❍ฺlll) Shi Yu: Honey… This isn't how it was supposed to go.