Purple Metamorphosis

Zicai, born with extraordinary powers, is the new-generation queen. But after she is reborn in an orphan's body, a rich young lady takes her in as a housekeeper. In the room, the young lady asks the butler: “Tell me, what is the relationship between my brother and that housekeeper?” “They have no relationship.” “How can they have no relationship when they live in the same room? Hit him!…” “I'll ask again. What is their relationship?” “Master and servant.” “My brother has never treated her like a servant. He spoils her even more than he spoils me. Hit him!…” “One last time. What is their relationship?” “They're a couple.” “They're worlds apart. How could she possibly be my brother's girlfriend? Hit him!…” … The butler is slapped until he's dazed, his eyes narrowed to slits and almost impossible to see. His front teeth feel a little loose, so he pushes them back into place. Then, clutching his swollen, bun-shaped face, he asks in a tearful voice: “Miss, then what do you say their relationship is?” Miao Shushu looks disdainful. She curls her lip and says slowly, “No~ re~la~tion~ship.” At that, the butler goes “thud” and topples straight over…