I Get a Little Over a Hundred Million Times Stronger Every Day

Smack!

That was quick!

Zhou Qing didn't dodge.

The sudden, passionate kiss instantly short-circuited his brain. He had imagined this moment, but reality was somewhat different. He'd pictured a beautiful girl with long, straight black hair kissing his cheek, but instead, it was a burly, heavyset woman. It was a little... awkward.

(P.S. Don't ask me who Yidian is. Don't ask if I'm a man or a woman, either. And definitely don't ask whether I can handle this.)