The Entire Entertainment Industry Is Waiting for Me to Crash and Burn

[Beloved by all + face-slapping + thrillingly satisfying + secret identities] Reborn overnight, Chao Ge finds herself back in an era when the entire internet hates her. With both the God of Misfortune and a sharp tongue on her side, anyone who gets close to her is doomed to bad luck. The entertainment industry's unhinged queen of comebacks is here! She takes down one scummy woman after another, while her secret identities keep getting exposed, shaking the entire internet. The woman everyone once hated becomes a top-tier star, and fans shout, “Queen, I want to have your babies!” But when Chao Ge shows up at the airport with an adorable little boy, the whole internet falls apart. Fans wail, “I've been dumped! Which pig got its snout into my precious cabbage?” The big bad wolf eagerly announces on Weibo, “That's my son, my biological son!” Fans: “...” That night, the big bad wolf pins Chao Ge against the wall. “We've already had a son. When are you going to give me a proper title?” Wearing her son's bunny-ear toy on her head, Chao Ge wiggles the ears cutely and says, “Mr. Feng, a melon forced off the vine isn't sweet!” The man smirks, leans in, and strokes her cheek. “But I've tasted it. It's sweet!”