The Scumbag’s Dating Diary

After going broke and getting dumped by his girlfriend, he gets the "Dating" App.

Other people spend money dating. This guy makes money from it.

What was supposed to be a regular dating app has become his personal money-farming dungeon.

Walking down the street, Zhang Hongbin asks every woman he meets, "Hey, beautiful, want to date? The kind where you make money?"

"Get lost!"

In the middle of the crowd, he cries out in anguish, "I just want to date someone!"

Come on, all women do is spend a little of your money. What could their ulterior motives possibly be?

They're all my little ATM babies!

Humblebrag version:

"This spendthrift wife of mine does nothing but spend money. She's spent so much that she's made me a multi-millionaire. If she keeps spending like this, I'll be a billionaire. The more she spends, the richer I get. What am I supposed to do?"

*anguished face.jgp*