Mr. Qi and His Face-Slapping Miss

A girl who gets excited whenever she sees a handsome man and shares him with her friend says, “Once you see this guy, you’ll never forget him!” Half a month later Her: “Who are you? How do you know my name?” A girl who tries very hard to maintain her image as a fairy pinches her friend’s waist just before she can let something slip. Her friend quickly changes tack: “I’m the one who smokes. She doesn’t.” Qi Nian, who had already seen her puffing away, chuckles nearby and thinks, “Right. She doesn’t smoke.” A girl who feels no urge to date a handsome man tells her friend, quite “candidly,” “He’s six years older than me, and I couldn’t handle a face like his. There’s no way we’d ever work!” One dark and stormy night The girl, drunk, confesses to “him”: “Qi Nian, I really like you. Let’s be together!” Six-year age gap Gentlemanly teacher X forgetful novelist The hero is a teacher at first and a CEO later The heroine writes web novels