I'm Really the Director!

A producer: "Just you? You're also the director? Even a tethered dog is better than you there!" A reporter: "Has anyone seen such a director? There must be an average of 20 assistant directors following him." An assistant director: "Do you know what depth of field is? Do you know what close-up is? Do you know what composition is? How did you become a director?" A well-known director: "For Chen Feng to become a director, this is definitely the biggest shame in the history of Chinese film!" Chen Feng looked innocent: "I am really the director!" In order to prove that he is really a director, Chen Feng started writing books and became a best-selling author; Chen Feng started filming and became the three-time Best Actor; Chen Feng participated in variety shows and became the king of variety shows!