I Really Didn't Want to Flirt with the Squad Leader.

Tang Monk: Wukong, you become TT. Today, my master will take care of this female goblin myself. Tang Seng: Wukong, you become Brother V. Today, my master will personally deal with this female demon until she begs for mercy. Tang Seng: Today is so boring... Wukong... You become a female goblin... Tang Seng: Wukong, my master is tired of this life... Please turn me into a female goblin. Tang Seng: Wukong, you become my master today! Tang Seng: Wukong, you don't need to change today...

The monitor's cousin called me to finish my meal, and before leaving, the monitor gave me a bracelet to wear. The monitor said the next day that my heart rate was 80 at 9:55 last night...120 At 9:58...150 At 9:59...70 At ten o'clock. The monitor asked me what I did in those five minutes. I explained that something unexpected happened in those two minutes<－biubiu－⊂(`ω´∩)

Please remember what these organs are afraid of—— Stomach: Afraid of cold—— Lungs: Afraid of smoke—— Heart: Afraid of salt—— Liver: Afraid of fate/goGranblue Fantasy Dream 100 Idol Dream Festival Song: His Highness the Prince idolish7 Dream Color Ichu love and producer lovelive Girls Frontline Touken Ranbu Kankan Akane Writer Ichi Blood Idol Master A3 Death Alice Moon Song bpro Battle of the Lost Shadow Sound Collapse 3 King of Glory Miracle Nuan Nuan Onmyoji and other mobile music games—— Kidney: Afraid of the squad leader teasing you

The monitor is collecting homework. A boy came up behind the monitor and pretended to kick her. Then, the monitor suddenly turned around. The boy was sent to the head teacher. The monitor told the teacher that the boy wanted to kick her.

Cute newbies, cute pets, welcome to rua

Every heroine in a good-looking novel must have a rich family and be as beautiful as a fairy; every heroine must have a rich cousin, a cousin, a aunt, a little aunt, and a pig's foot...

The squad leader pretended to be in the group and said that the skin on his finger was broken and inflamed, and asked what to do? I said don't touch the water all the time, it will be fine in a few days. My classmates all said that I was right, but I was kicked by the monitor. Alas╯╰

What should I do if the monitor is angry and unreasonable? Take a cup and throw it to the ground to see if you can calm her down. If it's calmed down, it's over! If you can't control yourself, Kneel down on the glass shards and you're done!

It's different when you have money and confidence. You straighten your back when talking to the squad leader.

It's almost late in the festival, and the erotic palace is messed up with filth. Hiding the secrets of the late emperor, plotting against the lovers in the back court. Jealousy is seen at the beginning, and the eyebrows are not willing to let others; the work of hiding one's sleeves is slander, and the charm can confuse the master. After Jian Yuan was in Huizhai, he trapped my lord in Juhu. With the heart of a lizard, the nature of a jackal is like a wolf, and it will be evil when you are close to it. It will harm the loyal and the good, kill your sisters and brothers, regicide your king and poison your mother. Humans and gods are jealous of each other, and heaven and earth cannot tolerate it. Still hiding evil intentions and stealing divine weapons. The king's beloved son is kept in a quiet palace; the thieves' clan alliance entrusts him with important responsibilities. Alas!

Once I was queuing up in the cafeteria, and my line was a little faster. When I turned around, I realized that the person next to me in the back was my boyfriend! ! ! My sisters suddenly stopped going crazy and pretended to be reserved. Then, my good sisters understood the situation, and after a burst of evil laughter, they pushed me hard, and I somehow got in front of my boyfriend... My face suddenly turned red, and I was about to walk away timidly, when a familiar voice came from behind: "Get in line."

Poison, really poisonous, I think I've seen it before

Happy New Year

Wasn't the system showing weakness and asking for sympathy... I didn't see it later.

The immortal grip from the squad leader!

Well, two days ago, someone voted for more than 20 recommendations at once. Forgive the author's short-sightedness, but can he get so many votes at once? Doesn't it reset every day? ( ˃̶̤́ ꒳ ˂̶̤̀ )

Feeding

The monitor's speech is very similar to ours, but the monitor is not as good-looking as anyone else (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡ Poor and pitiful...

Some of the sentences are very hurried.

Why did a family come out and it was so easy to talk

The one with a reward of six is ​​Feiqi, but it's a pity that he can't beat him 🙂

I don't want to read the book when I see the name Pig's Feet, okay?