Madam Fu Is Absolutely Fierce!

[Free to read in full. Gorgeous, strong, cool, and genuinely formidable heroine x sickly, unhinged, whiny crybaby]

Gu Wei is caught up in a melodramatic mess. After the real young master makes a grand return, she, the fake heiress, becomes a laughingstock in everyone's eyes.

Her biological parents come looking for her.

Gu Wei “comes clean”: “Actually, I'm poor and stupid. I'm afraid I'll only hold you back.”

Worried their daughter might feel inferior, her parents “come clean” too.

Her mother: “We're poor too. We get by because your eldest brother hauls bricks at construction sites. Don't feel inferior!”

Her father: “Your second brother makes a living performing, and your third brother spends all day scavenging. Don't worry, there's no way you could hold us back!”

Her eldest brother, a real estate tycoon: ?

Her second brother, a world-class pianist: ?

Her third brother, a museum director: ?

Unable to watch any longer, Gu Wei decides to enter the entertainment industry and come clean to her parents about her “reasonable assets.”

Haters: “What assets do you have, huh? Trash Wei, get out of the entertainment industry!”

Her billionaire brother comes clean: “Gu Wei is my sister, my biological sister. @Gu Wei”

Haters: ???

Gu Wei looks at the giant villa her parents live in. “??? I thought you said we were a poor family?”

Her biological parents: “...If we say we just won fifty million in the lottery, would you believe us?”

Gu Wei quietly says: “You'd probably believe me if I said I found this black card on the street, right?”

And so, everyone comes clean.

Haters: “My face hurts!”

Just then, Lord Fu makes an official announcement, crashing the entire internet.

Fu Xie: “Good morning, darling. Good night, darling. I flirt with you, then you leave me hanging. @Gu Wei, when are you going to pay attention to me?”

Gu Wei: “My fiancé, @Fu Xie. The kind I'm keeping for life.”

Fans: ???

The richest man is actually the formidable heroine's fiancé? Holy crap, our apologies!

[Everyone's darling, tarot cards, mutual flirting]