I'm Really Not a Great Cult Leader

“Hey, beautiful! The world is so big. Don’t you want to go out and see it?”

“Life... isn’t just about the struggles in front of you. There’s poetry and faraway places, too...”

“You can’t be too greedy in business. Take it slow and set yourself a small goal first: make a billion!”

“Young people! You’re the sun at four or five in the morning. It may still be pitch-black now, but one day you’ll light up the world.”

“Old sir! You’re still vigorous in your old age, and your resolve grows stronger in adversity. Jiang Taigong became prime minister at eighty and helped establish the eight-hundred-year Zhou dynasty. You’re only seventy-nine... there’s still hope for you.”

Mo Shi radiates holy light enough to bathe the whole world. Flipping through his homemade Complete Collection of Soul Chicken Soup, he serves up a customized flavor to everyone lost or confused about life.

I have billions of kinds of chicken soup. There’s bound to be one that suits you. Once I’ve gathered enough power of faith, I’ll be able to summon the Divine Dragon!

I have the Great Mentor System. Do you think I’m the sort of person who likes to fool people everywhere, gather the biggest following, and become the great leader of the Church of Deception?

That’s right, I am!

Other titles for this book: I’m Really Not a Master Deceiver, Mentor, Please Take Me Under Your Wing, Call Me Father Most Holy

[The contract is signed, so feel free to bookmark and vote. Note: I’m really not trying to fool you!]