Nine-Thousand-Year-Old, Please Act Like a Person!

[Drama Queen × Unfeeling Eunuch] Fu Xinyao transmigrated into an old-school tragic romance novel. She thought she was there to take revenge and punish the scumbags. Who knew she’d accidentally become the poker-faced man’s errand girl? Running errands for him. Gathering information for him. Pretending to be his wife to fool the world. Dressed up as his young page and moved into his bedroom, supposedly to help him organize clues for his cases. Fu, looking conflicted: “Men and women shouldn’t be so intimate. Isn’t it inappropriate for us to live together?” Shen, still poker-faced: “I won’t do anything to you. You know that even if I wanted to, there’s nothing I could do.” Fu, furious: “Shen Qingyan! You call yourself the Nine-Thousand-Year-Old? If you can live to be nine thousand, then I can live to be ten thousand!” Shen, poker-faced: “Keep talking nonsense and I’ll arrest you for treason.” * How can steel, tempered a thousand times, turn soft as silk wrapped around a finger? Don’t tell me you’re not the right man for me. If you weren’t the male lead, I would’ve left this place long ago. * "Reading Guide" 1. An ancient-era crime investigation and political intrigue story, with romance blossoming amid solving cases and scheming for power. 2. One man, one woman; both are each other’s one and only. 3. The male lead is a real eunuch. 4. Sweet and angsty: sweet at first, then the angst starts midway through.