At the Beginning of Journey to the West, I Clocked in at Jinshan Temple for Eighteen Years

Woke up as a baby? Wrong! Why am I lying in this tub? Why is this wooden shed still swaying, accompanied by the sound of water waves? Etc! I actually became Tang Monk in Journey to the West? I'm a bitch! Isn't that a complete failure... Fortunately, I have a sign-in system. Do the gods and Buddhas in the sky want to eat my flesh? Give me a punch first!