One Day I Picked up a Human Being

I have lived on this planet for many years, and there are countless ugly things here who worship me. Although I don't like the way they look, since they respect me, I naturally want to protect them. I am the most beautiful person on the planet, and there is no other creature that is more beautiful than me. However, one day, I picked up a creature, and the ugly things told me that "it" was a human being. It looked pretty good and could barely catch my eye, so I kept it...