The Mad Divine Doctor: Uncle, You Dropped Your Baby!

They say that Mu Nanxiao, the regent of Northern Qi, was badly wounded and stranded in a grove, where a female bandit bullied him! Qin Jiuhuang, who had bullied him, said, “Erm, it was an emergency. I’ll take responsibility, then!” They say Mu Nanxiao was so badly hurt that he never dared touch another woman. Qin Jiuhuang, who had bitten him, said, “Good thing I have my needles! Come on, lie down. I’ll give you a few more shots!” They say Mu Nanxiao gave up on treatment and decided to marry a widow with two children, happily becoming their dad. The widow said, “Looks like we’ll have to make it official!” After Mu Nanxiao ascended the throne, he flew into a rage, and the gossipmongers were so scared they cried their eyes out. “Your Majesty, spare us! We’ll never spread rumors about the empress again!” In their hearts, though, they schemed, “So our emperor likes that kind of thing. We should train a few more tough women to send into the palace!” That very night, however, their emperor burned down the entire harem, then arranged to meet the empress in the grove where it all began…