The Shenanigans of Me and My Friends

It started with everyday life, stayed for the dungeon runs, and got hooked on PvP. [Whisper] I Keep My Mic Muted: My master takes my junior sister along to play, but never me. *Sobs sobs.* Feng Sanxun chuckled. [Whisper] Feng Sanxun: Serves you right. He thinks you’re stupid. [Whisper] I Keep My Mic Muted: I’m not stupid. I’m not! [Whisper] Feng Sanxun: Come on, big bro will take you along. P.S. Here are some of Boss Feng’s legendary moments, as the rumors tell it: [Player Whisper A] Big shot, big shot, do you need another disciple? I can be sweet, spicy, or a devoted wife. [Player Whisper B] Big shot, big shot, need an accessory? Pretty and no trouble!!! [Player Whisper C] Big shot, big shot, need a shield? The thick-skinned, take-a-beating kind! [Player Whisper D] Boss Feng, are you taking a second wife? I can be your third, fourth, fifth, or sixth~ *Blushes coyly* And how did Boss Feng turn them down? [No thanks. My disciple’s already too stupid. I can’t handle any more.]