The Host Is Overflowing with Good Luck Today

This novel has been abandoned. Read at your own risk. A certain System was happily heading off to interview with the AI collective when it suddenly vanished into the horizon. By the time it came to its senses, it had been bound to an out-of-fashion actress who had suddenly died at home. “Why do other people start out as rich beauties and reach the pinnacle of life, while I end up mute or a beggar?” “Host, what does this tell you? It tells you that you're a walking jinx!” “?” As several ultra-rare, limited-edition SSSSSS-rank items appeared in someone's backpack, and more kept coming, the System watched its Host somehow complete one mission after another. Unable to help itself, it latched onto the Host's leg and cried, “Boss, take me with you!” Split-Personality Skit “Host, tell me why you have a lucky koi aura!” “748, just help me take care of…” “Beep beep beep…” “System sent for repairs. Please wait patiently.” After System 748 had been sent back for repairs for the Nth time, a certain someone finally lost her temper. Gripping her giant bamboo stalk and riding her limited-edition rocket, she charged into the Space-Time Administration and wreaked havoc. Standing at the entrance of the Space-Time Administration with her hands on her hips, she shouted: “Give me back my System!” (A story about a heroine and her System relying on each other to survive.) P.S. The System has a huge secret, waiting for you to uncover. Keywords: lucky streak, suspense, zany, absurd