The Tyrant's Lazy Little Ancestress

I, Bu Jinsheng, absolutely refuse to believe that I've somehow been reborn into my previous life. Even if I have returned to my past life, why is everyone else a young lady or an empress? What sins did I commit in a past life to deserve this? I'm an extraordinary business prodigy, yet in my previous life I was such a useless fool. As the quintessential couch potato in the world of people with no wants or ambitions, I firmly believe the past can't be changed. Every day spent lazing around has its own pleasures, and every day spent lying still has its benefits. But Heaven seems to love testing her nerves. On her very first day after being reborn, she runs into the reigning emperor, who's adorable, innocent, devious, and domineering. (Oh, and he's an emperor who can use magic.) Some man: Jinsheng, my head hurts. Some woman: … Some man: Jinsheng, I want grapes. Some woman: … Some man: Guards! Some woman: Wait a minute. Let's sit down and talk this out.