This Cultivation World Is Too Insane!

Eldest Senior Sister: Junior Brother, if you want to make it out there, you need connections...

Second Senior Sister: Junior Brother, call me if you need anything. I can’t help with big problems, and I don’t want to help with little ones. But remember, if you really can’t solve it, call the Cultivation Alliance and report it to the police!

Third Senior Sister: Junior Brother, don’t listen to those traditional fantasy stories about how cultivators like us should struggle against heaven, earth, and ourselves. The most important thing is to enjoy life. Could I borrow five hundred spirit stones? I want to buy a skin...

Fourth Senior Sister: Junior Brother, don’t listen to your eldest, second, or third senior sisters. You have the greatest talent, so you must cultivate diligently and strive to become an immortal. Fourth Senior Sister is counting on you to carry her!

Fifth Senior Sister: Junior Brother, cultivate well and join me in vanquishing demons and monsters and preserving world peace!

Sixth Senior Sister: Junior Brother, you have such a great figure. Why wear clothes? Aren’t abs meant to be seen?

Seventh Senior Brother: Junior Brother, spirit stones can solve ninety-nine percent of problems. Come on, let’s head down the mountain and rob people, uh, help the rich give to the poor!

Ye Changsheng: They’re the ones who led me astray. I was a good person.