My Imperial Husband Spoils Me Endlessly

Woman, you think you can run? You’re now wanted worldwide! Tearing down the missing-wife notice from a telephone pole, she demands, “What gives you the right to put me on a wanted list?” “You caused a death and still think you can hide?” “A death? I didn’t! I’m innocent. I can’t even watch someone kill a chicken.” He points to the little bun behind her, whose face looks just like his. That’s a person, not a death, okay?! “Daddy, you’re not much of a man of the hour. Mommy hasn’t even had your monkey yet,” the little bun says with disdain. Ten months later, in the hospital delivery room, the little bun looks at his wrinkly baby sister and groans, “Mommy really did have a monkey with that man of the hour…” Two years later, the little bun has become a doting big brother. “Mommy, your tummy’s getting a little big. Are you having another little fairy sister?” She’s bloated from eating too many late-night snacks and can only stare in speechless disbelief. She’s heard of parents pressuring their children to have babies, but never a son pressuring his mother…