The fairy tale that directly touches the soul is about cute sadomasochism. After the koi fairy transforms into a human being, she immediately enters the Shura field of love. I, Su Wan, a Koi Benli, live happily every day, listening to the passing Xian'e talk about the workplace battles in heaven, gossiping about the emotional drama of a certain fairy's pursuit, and paying attention to the recent changes in the rankings of the most beautiful men in the three realms. All these are actually much more interesting than cultivating immortality. Because of this, I don't seek to make progress, and I haven't even cultivated my human form. Occasionally, Immortal Hua Yin would practice calligraphy by the pool. When he was in a good mood, he would reward me with two drops of ink. One gulp was worth hundreds of years of cultivation. Of course, more often than not, Xianjun is not so interested. He just sits by the Lixiang Pond and pokes my belly with his fingers. I have always lived freely, until the legendary Immortal Lord Cangyi came to Feixiao Palace to play chess and drink. The first thing he said when he opened his mouth was: "Such a fat carp, why not bring it out and braise it." Me: "..." Immortal Lord Hua Yin: "..."
