The Prehistoric Pirate Cult System

Dao Ancestor: There should be a place for thieves in our Xuanmen; Taishang Laozi: Damn Thief of Heaven, give me the Kongtong Seal; Queen Mother of the West: Little thief, give me the Immortal Grass... Zhao Xiaotian: They are talking about me, my name is Zhao Xiaotian, Taoist name is Thief of Heaven. Due to an accident, I traveled through the wilderness and became the Demon God of Thieves, one of the three thousand demon gods. Because of a system of stealing cattle, from then on, I stole saints, stole dragons, deceived ancestral witches, and cheated Buddhism, but I only helped the human race...