I Own a Pawnshop That Holds Heaven and Earth

Fairy Chang'e, you owe the Heaven and Earth Pawnshop a peerless beauty. Repay the principal and interest within five thousand years, or become a servant to be dealt with as we see fit! Lord Laozi, you owe the Heaven and Earth Pawnshop a top-grade immortal artifact. Return two artifacts within three thousand years, or forfeit Doushuai Palace and the artifact you put up as collateral! ... And you, monkey, that golden-banded staff in your hands belongs to the pawnshop too. Hurry up and bring over your Flower-Fruit Mountain! Old Jade Emperor, your Hall of Miraculous Heavens is overdue as well. What are you going to pay the interest with? Zhang Fan, owner of the Heaven and Earth Pawnshop, is set to become the biggest creditor in the Three Realms!