From the Start, I Had a Chicken. Sign-Ins Made Me Invincible

System: Ding! Phoenix detected. Sign-in successful. Lin Yansheng: What? This chicken is actually a phoenix? System: Ding! Sea-Calming Pearl detected. Host, please sign in. Lin Yansheng: Are you sure this isn’t one of the marbles I played with in Huaxia in my previous life? System: Ding! True Dragon Egg detected. Host, would you like to sign in? Lin Yansheng: That’s obviously a snake egg... Whatever, I’ll try signing in. It actually hatched into a true dragon!!!