I’ll Never Take Another Disciple

Yu Wenshi had often been taught by her master that once she became an elder, she must be a principled and disciplined elder. And if she ever took on disciples, she had to be an outstanding master. But why... why were none of the disciples under her care ever any trouble-free? Her eldest disciple was involved with her own master's master. Her second disciple grew rebellious and drifted off to become the ruler of the Demon Realm. Her third disciple was honest and conscientious, but even though she never went looking for trouble, trouble kept finding her. Her fourth disciple wasn't troublesome or fussy either, and yet still gave her endless headaches. One morning, a neatly dressed little child knelt before her and said, "Qiu Xuan respectfully begs Elder Chang Heng to accept me as a disciple!" Her four disciples all glanced over, eagerly hoping their master would bring them back a fifth junior brother. But the woman silently took a sip of tea. After a long pause, she finally stammered, "...Not a chance..." May I never have to be anyone's master in my next life...