
My Keyboard Is a Bit Cute
我家键盘有点萌
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- Completed
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- 1.2M Words
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- Urban
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- Male
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- Urban Superpowers
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- 4y ago
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- Qidian
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Happiness must be shared, for example: I also won the pillow
"Using the Bigger Devil" - the story of my father and my mother
Chapter 1 Terminus Internship Editor "It's Imperial City time now, eight o'clock sharp." When the electronic clock in the lobby just pointed to eight o'clock, Li Kang stepped into the elevator on time and stepped on the time chime. There were not many people in the elevator at this time. After Li Kang clicked on the 11th floor, he started to dress up in front of the bright silver elevator that could reflect people's shadows. He is an intern editor at Zhongd Chinese Network who has just been working for a week. It is better to be cautious when he is new here. (Are you still blocking it? Dian Niang) Li Kang is neither tall nor handsome, but his face that is always smiling makes people feel at ease and warm for no reason. With this deceptive face, he has always been very popular. Entering the office, there were cigarette butts and paper balls everywhere on the floor. You can imagine what kind of chaos this place had experienced. Ever since Mr. Ju suddenly added the eunuch to the list of dishonest people on June 1st, there has been no one in this office this week. Coincidentally, when Li Kang was reported to be on the job, a new administrative order had just been issued - discontinuation of updates was included in the scope of breach of trust. All contracted works that had an update of less than 10,000 words within six months of the serialization period would be automatically terminated. That's all. It also stipulates that at the same time, the author himself will be automatically included in the blacklist of dishonesty. All novel websites will be prohibited from signing contracts with him within three years, and those who use other people's identity information to avoid punishment will be severely punished. The specific punishment will depend on the severity of the case. This administrative order will come into effect on July 1 of this year. This can cost people's lives, not only the author's life, but also the website's life. Guo An, the veteran editor who interned with Li Kang, said this sentence most these days. This sentence was always accompanied by a weak sigh and a sip of hot wolfberry tea. Although this decree caused the Chinese website to explode, from the perspective of readers, Li Kang felt that there was nothing wrong with it. The current author is simply an addict and should have been cured long ago! If they don't have good grades and have no motivation, they will become eunuchs. If they have too good grades and are too excited, they will become eunuchs. If they can't make money and can't fill their stomachs, they will need eunuchs. If they make money, they will need eunuchs to spend money. I don't have time to write eunuchs when I'm in love, I can still be eunuchs when I'm heartbroken, I'm busy at work and still eunuchs, I can still be eunuchs when I'm on vacation... Li Kang just turned his head and already thought of a fancy way to cut the book of 180 lines. These actions of the author have actually seriously affected the credibility of the website. Half of the eunuch books are written all over the floor, and the website has done nothing. Readers will naturally become more and more disappointed. Needless to say, the traffic that is declining every day speaks for itself. What's more, this administrative order is not strict and there are many loopholes that can be exploited. For example, if you really don't want to write, then apply as soon as possible. If you don't want to finish it, you can just write 10,000 words for cross-examination. This is really an easy job in the Internet literature world where tentacle monsters are everywhere. Some people can even complete it in less than a day. As for those who have not signed a contract... They have not signed a contract and can only be regarded as literary lovers. What does this executive order have to do with them? What kind of breach of trust is not having a contract? So the matter seems quite big, but there are more solutions. It only took a week for everyone to get almost everything done. Everyone in the editorial department finally got off work at six o'clock yesterday. After returning home, take a shower and have a good sleep. When you wake up, you will be a good man again. The same is true for Li Kang. There are not many authors left on the website now, and there are not many new people coming. One week is enough to end this sudden chaos. After all, the current situation is that most old authors and websites are relying on their previous foundation to rest on their laurels. Although I don't know how long this laurels can last for everyone, at least they can still support them for now. Everything has returned to calm, only this office still has evidence of how chaotic the editorial department has been during this week. However, these evidences are also being destroyed by Li Kang. Li Kang picked up the broom and dustpan and began to clean the workstations one by one. He swept the ashtrays on the floor into the dustpan. He also helped others clean the ashtray full of cigarette butts on the table. As for other things, he would never dare to touch them, not even to help organize them. Touching things randomly is a taboo thing in the workplace. Li Kang kept in mind the lessons he read online. Of course, helping to clean ashtrays does not count. Li Kang has always been nimble at work since he was a child. He cleaned the floor in less than half an hour, opened the windows for ventilation, and even replaced the empty water dispenser with a bucket of water. After he helped Guo An make a cup of thick wolfberry tea in a thermos cup, he returned to his temporary work station and began to browse the latest work updates. A message sent by the editor-in-chief after get off work yesterday was clearly listed: "Tomorrow morning at ten o'clock, go to the large conference room for a meeting." Ten o'clock, although it was not stated clearly, seems to be the working time set by the editor-in-chief for everyone. "I guess you will come quite late today." Li Kang secretly said. Having said that, after Li Kang read all the news, Guo An also walked into the office. "Good morning, Teacher Guo." Li Kang looked at the time and saw that it was only eight-fifty. When it comes to appearance, Guo An has always done a good job. Even if he drinks tea leisurely for eight hours after arriving, he will never be late. It's just that his mood didn't look very high, and his face was gloomy when he came in. Li Kang only nodded casually when he greeted him, which was very different from his usual smiling Maitreya look. When he sat on his chair, Guo An habitually picked up his thermos cup, and found that it was heavy inside. He couldn't help but his expression improved slightly, and he gave Li Kang a satisfied look: "Little Lizi, you are quite sensible." Li Kang sighed inwardly, the workplace is not easy, everyone wears a mask. For example, as a newcomer, if I want to get a decent job, I can only play the role of hardworking and honest in the eyes of others. Li Kang got this job of editing the ZD Chinese website after a lot of effort. For a Chinese majoring student who graduated from a second-rate university in Shanghai, this is undoubtedly a good job. For a Chinese language student at a second-rate university who loves online literature, this is undoubtedly an ideal job. Although under siege by many websites, Zhongd Chinese website is no longer what it used to be. But no matter what, it is still the dream place in Li Kang's heart. Because to a certain extent, there is something Li Kang believes in here. Therefore, Li Kang wants to work down-to-earth here. However, after coming in, he found that the Chinese website was different from what he imagined. It is not uncommon for editors here to be like Guo An. They goof around every day and do nothing serious. Therefore, it is not unreasonable for the website to be like this, and Li Kang felt regretful. But if this were not the case, how could he, a student from the Chinese Department of a second-rate university, have the opportunity to become an intern editor through the recruitment of fresh graduates? You must know that when D Chinese finally recruited fresh graduates three years ago, it still did not recruit non-prestigious schools. After nine o'clock, the office gradually began to fill up, and the remaining four editors walked to their workstations one after another, some with slightly worried faces, and some with relaxed expressions. Although the expressions are different, they are probably related to their respective work progress. Guo An greeted them one by one, and his slightly fat and bald head looked a little tired. At fifty past nine o'clock, everyone walked towards the conference room one after another, and Li Kang quickly followed. Before the meeting time came, he quickly placed a disposable cup next to each seat, and then added tea and water one by one. After pouring a circle of water, the time just hit ten o'clock, and Li Kang hurried to his seat - the auditorium in the corner without a table. The interns are all sitting here, and the interns in other groups have already taken their seats. Li Kang, who has the lowest academic qualifications, can only show his performance. He quickly found an empty seat and sat down, and spread out his notebook on his knees. As soon as he sat down, the editor-in-chief came in with several editors-in-chief. The main content of this meeting was to summarize the work of the previous week. The editor-in-chief's words were mainly encouragement and praise. The atmosphere of this meeting was very relaxed - compared with a week ago. But Li Kang noticed that when the editor-in-chief said: "Although there is not much finishing work left, we must clearly prioritize it. Don't be too persistent if you really can't save it, but you should try your best if you can." When he said this, Guo An, who was in front of him on the left, twitched hard, then opened his thermos cup that he never left, and took a sip of wolfberry tea with a sullen face. "Guo An is in trouble." Li Kang judged in his heart: "It's just that now that the matter is almost settled, he only has a few little-known writers who haven't finished it yet. What else can cause trouble?" They know Guo An's progress. But Guo An was on guard against him and did not let him know the author's contact information at all. Li Kang shook his head gently. This matter has nothing to do with him. He doesn't care what he does! After the editor-in-chief had a meeting, after they went back, the editor-in-chief held another meeting in the small conference room next to the big office. The content of the meeting was similar to what the editor-in-chief said, but after the meeting, the editor-in-chief asked Li Kang to enter his office. Editor-in-chief Wang Qi is a good person, calm, elegant and very capable. But Naihe's people are useless, the company has become overstaffed, and there is not much he can do. "Li Kang, sit down." The editor-in-chief greeted Li Kang with a smile. Guo An also followed in. The editor-in-chief glanced at him and asked in a long voice: "Old Guo, what else do you have to do?" "It's nothing big, you go about your business first." Guo An bent down slightly and smiled flatteringly at the editor-in-chief Wang Qi. "Okay." After saying that, Wang Qi stopped looking at Guo An and turned to Li Kang with concern: "Xiao Li, you have been here for a week, how do you feel?" "Editor-in-Chief, I like it here very much." Li Kang's words were full of sincerity. This was his dream when he was young, although the dream itself was already struggling to support. But even so, the Chinese website is still a bit out of reach for him, and although this week has been very hectic, he still finds it quite interesting. "You also know what happened this time." Wang Qi said without any nonsense. Li Kang nodded, this time the executive order from above can be said to have caused a tsunami in the industry. This is a catastrophic blow to the Terminal Chinese website, which relies heavily on self-consciousness for authors to update, and the website does not have high restrictions on them. Wang Qi smiled softly and asked warmly to this young man whom he had a good impression of: "In that case, I have an author who has been discontinued for a long time. Do you want to give it a try?" Before Li Kang could answer, Wang Qi continued: "It's not a big deal, it's just this guy. The writing is good, but I think it's a pity to ruin it like this. If he can be allowed to pick up the pen again, he may have good development, but there is no guarantee about this, so don't be burdened. It doesn't matter whether it succeeds or not." At this time, Li Kang understood that Wang Qi wanted to train himself. Since everything was said so straightforwardly, it didn't matter whether he succeeded or not. Li Kang was not an illiterate person, so he immediately nodded to the ladder and said, "Thank you, editor-in-chief, for giving me this opportunity. I will work hard." At this time, Guo An, who had been standing next to him, suddenly interrupted, and he smiled brightly at Li Kang. , But the words were said to Wang Qi: "Editor-in-Chief, I also have a new guy on hand. In this case, let's give it to Xiao Li and let him train." Guo An said this suddenly, and Li Kang was not sure what he meant for a while, so he wisely did not answer, but looked at Wang Qi with a questioning look in his eyes, and smiled. "Okay, let Xiao Li take the responsibility together. It's not a big deal for the newcomers." After that, Wang Qi confirmed to Li Kang: "Then it will be okay if you add one more person?" Wang Qi said this, and Li Kang naturally would not disappoint him, and immediately patted his chest: "No problem!" His voice was loud and full of vigor. As expected, Wang Qi looked satisfied. "Okay, you go to work." Li Kang immediately stood up knowingly, bowed slightly to say goodbye: "Goodbye, editor-in-chief." Wang Qi nodded briefly, and then looked at Guo An: "Old Guo, what do you have? What's the matter?" The corners of Guo An's mouth rose slightly, and there was uncontrollable excitement in his eyes. Before Wang Qi noticed it, he hurriedly lowered his head to cover up his gaffe: "It's not a big deal, I just thought of a solution. Editor, I'm going to hand over to Xiao Li." "Okay, go ahead." Then, Wang Qi lightly touched his head with his right index and middle finger, and said to Li Kang, who had not yet left, "It's not that I almost forgot what Lao Guo said. I need to hand over the information. Well... Xiao Li, I will send you the author's information." "Okay." With that, Li Kang opened the door of the editor's office, but Guo An walked out first, holding his hands behind his back. Li Kang glanced at Guo An's back, shaking his head three times, shook his head helplessly, and then went out and closed the door gently.
Long suite building
Build a complementary building, preferably with a normal name! You can add the character settings at the end. (Whether to adopt it or not is up to the devil)
Why can Mao's book be recommended in this way
What happened today? How often do the big guys give rewards?
I would like to take the liberty to ask, author, do you still update it? (๑‾᷅㉨‾᷅๑)
There are two volumes before and after, the one about the son in the front is about a pair of German orthopedists, and the volume about the father is about a pair of gay men in the back. Does the author want to express that the author himself is a man and likes his biological brother?
Pillow peripherals
I got the pillow that was delivered in February because I asked a friend to pick it up on her behalf, so I just picked it up from her recently~ It was hard work to get it shipped! It's so beautiful, so beautiful💕I feel so good, thank you, the author❤️ It is said that the shipping cost is more expensive than the pillow! Author I love you~ Shipping fee to Bay is 160 RMB😰
Let's change the photos
If I can get better today, I'll order all the copies on the spot!
It's the first time I've watched a genuine novel and I want to have a sperm 🥺🥺
. . . He was actually a eunuch. . . The nest is also dedicated to finishing the book. . Only after reading it did I realize 😭
Please tell me, I want to apply for a position 😏
. . . . Click it again and it's finished🌚It's hard to resist
To be precise, I want to talk about assistant in this chapter 🙂
Can't find the book? But you can also enter through character cards
After watching it, it turned out to be a mess
I want to apply for a position (whisper BB) please add your details
😢😢😢 I was still thinking of watching it after the end, but the result~~!
The water that rains gets the character card Chen Xiaoli · First sight card
As soon as I shot into the soul, I am the son of the plane, and I successfully summoned Chen Xiaoli · Chu Jian Card!