Ruling the World After Failing My Tribulation

In this life, she is reborn as a Fate-Determining Immortal Lord of the Heavenly Realm. The blood of an ancient Dragon God grants her divine power, but also wipes out all her memories. She still hasn’t kicked her bad habit of drinking too much. While helping someone through a tribulation, she transmigrates into the body of a fool and is tasked with seducing the king and throwing the court into chaos. This is clearly an impossible mission. Luckily, she has an obedient little Dragon God baby by her side to help her out. Her powers return, and she declares, “How could mere mortals possibly stand a chance against the two of us?” “The two of us? Has Xianxian regained her memories?” “Stop messing around. That’s one more warning for you: I’ll twist your ear.” At last, she meets the king, but he looks strangely familiar, as if she’s seen him in a dream. “What kind of dream did you see me in, miss?” “I forget. I think it was an erotic dream.” “So this is how you plan to seduce the king and throw the court into chaos?” “This Immortal Lord... I mean, this young lady has no interest in using seduction techniques. How could I seduce the king?” Tribulation failure warning: +1008... If she can’t seduce the king, then she might as well become empress. The heroine is sharp-tongued, tough, and devious, and gradually masters more skills as the story goes on. [Sweet and satisfying]