The Lazy Noble Consort Only Wants to Farm Every Day

New Book Recommendation: My Farm Girl Wife Is a Little Wild, releasing around 10:30 a.m. on June 1 (One-on-one romance, both leads are devoted to each other, extra-sweet and doting) Shu Ruohua transmigrates into the story as the Crown Prince’s consort, a powerful figure in the Eastern Palace? No, no. She’s just been sent to the Cold Palace and abandoned. Fat and ugly, she becomes the laughingstock the other consorts gossip about over tea. But what is going on with the Crown Prince? Not only does he visit the Cold Palace every day, he often stays out all night, too? One day, the Crown Prince announces in public, “Shu Ruohua’s position as Crown Princess is hereby restored.” Unfortunately, this lazy fish never amounts to much. Just after regaining her title as Crown Princess, she’s demoted to secondary consort again. One day, a “fruit and vegetable supermarket” suddenly opens in the capital. Its produce is unbelievably delicious, and it’s packed with customers every day. Then, another day, a “health food restaurant” opens in the capital. The people praise it: “The prices are reasonable, and it even cured the chronic ailments I’ve had for years.” A year later, the consorts in the various palaces suddenly receive the news: “Your Highness, Shu Ruohua has renovated the Cold Palace. It’s now as luxurious as the Imperial Palace.” Some years later, the Crown Prince ascends the throne. A eunuch reads the imperial decree: “By the Mandate of Heaven, the Emperor decrees: Secondary Consort Shu is dignified and virtuous... She is hereby named Imperial Consort.” One day, the Emperor says, “I’m missing an empress. My beloved consort, would you be interested?” The lazy fish firmly shakes her head. “I’m not fit for it. I’m only suited to being a lazy fish.” The Emperor replies, “No matter. Lazy fish and salted pork are both right up my alley!”