Little Taoist Survival Guide

Five years ago, Fulangshan Wuming Taoist Temple welcomed a new member. Five years later, the little Taoist priest followed the unorthodox master down the mountain. … "Master, Master! What is that!" "That's a flying centipede, a Taoist priest who specializes in eating the tender skin and tender meat of five-year-olds." "Wow! The flying centipede is flying over! Master, save me!" … "My dear disciple, do you want some candy?" "Think!" "Come on, master, I'm telling you, go find a stick and poke that ball off the tree over there, and we'll have candy to eat." … "Checkout from the shopkeeper!" "Okay! Two bowls of mutton soup for thirty copper coins. Children, where are your adults?" "Master—Eh?! Where's the master?!" (This book is written to encourage more literature)