I Just Want to Be a Scoundrel

Yu Huangjiu was the incompetent ruler of the Cangming Empire on the Luozhong Continent.

She died because she loved looking at handsome men and was betrayed by one of them! {What a pathetic way to die!}

When their identities are switched, what kind of upheaval will she cause?

Every day, Yu Huangjiu sits on the dragon throne, smiling at life with bleary, drunken eyes.

{Actually, she's watching the ministers put on a monkey show!}

She says: “The empire's rise and fall can be decided in a conversation. I'd rather enjoy romance and beauty. A life lived with bleary, drunken eyes is much freer!”

When she stands at the summit in golden armor, sword pointed at the world, she says: “If I become a demon, what can Heaven do to me?”

Everyone in the world knows that Yu Huangjiu is a useless emperor!

One day, the useless emperor is walking down the street when she hears the commoners talking about her, calling her a heartless cad!

They even say some useless emperor had her way with someone, then pulled up her pants and denied everything!

The emperor's mouth twitches... “I can still redeem myself! Really! Just look at my sincere eyes! {Serious face!}”

[A woman disguises herself as a man and conquers the world]

There may or may not be a male lead. There isn't much romance!

{Male lead undecided!}

This story is full of plot holes! Huge ones!

Enter at your own risk, and hold on to your sense of reason, because there are scoundrels in these holes!

The author is a scoundrel too! A bit of a scoundrel, perhaps, but every hole I dig will swallow someone!

P.S. If you're a stickler for historical accuracy, don't come in. There are holes here!

This is my usual wild, anything-goes power fantasy!