I Just Want to Be a Bandit

On a dark and windy night, a carriage was driving on a path in the mountains. There was a faint flicker of cold light in the trees on both sides. Only a deep male voice was heard saying in a lowered voice: "The big boss is the third son of Liu Yuan's wife. He has just returned from Shangjing." A clear female voice sounded: "Do you look good?" "It's good-looking, of course it's good-looking. I heard that this third young master is a famous handsome man, tsk tsk tsk~" "Let's talk about it, don't wander around." "Hehe..." The man smiled sheepishly. "Hey, hey, the boss is about to leave. Do you want to tie him up?" "Nonsense, copy guy, fuck him!" … "Stone lion, where are you going?" "Go and mend the sky." "You don't want to live anymore?" "Life is enough." "Didn't you say that you just want to occupy a fairy mountain and continue to be a bandit?" "I used to be a bandit in the mortal world because I had no choice but to have nothing to eat due to years of drought. After occupying the mountain, I started to farm and open up wasteland. After a few years of farming, I lived a pure life. Later... I wanted to find a fairy mountain and cultivate medicinal fields to practice immortality and alchemy. I lived the pure life of farming in Huacheng Village. Now I can't grow fairy grass and medicine..." "Aren't you going to run away?" "No more escaping. I am just a speck of dust in the vast universe. I fell into these three thousand worlds by chance. Maybe I am the stone that mends the sky. By some combination of circumstances, I was carved into a stone lion." … "What if I take you to see the Lord God? What if I take you to see who is controlling the three thousand worlds? Haven't you always wanted to know?" The stone lion looked at him with confused and complicated eyes, "Is he a human, a ghost, or an immortal?" …