Reborn as a Kobold Lord

Gou Fugui woke up one morning as a kobold. The first thing he did was let the human prince escape.

To show his gratitude, the prince immediately granted him noble status and awarded him a tiny fief, making him the first kobold lord in human history...

“From this day on, anyone caught relieving themselves anywhere in my territory...” The kobold lord, Doug Victory, issued his order with a solemn expression.

“From this day on, everything in my territory belongs to me, including the crap in your guts!”

“Build biogas digesters, then make concentrated biogas bombs, biogas guns, biogas... Otherwise, how are we supposed to fight those self-important elves?”

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